Dipper Pines Vs. Jack Frost

Jack Frost: Well look who were finally got. The goddamned Mystery Twins.

[Dipper and Mabel are brought in tied up, by the Gnomes.]

Mabel: Let us go!! You Quicksilver knock-off !!

Dipper: Elsa and Anna will rescue us!!

Jack: You little brats ruined my plans!! I was going to end up with Elsa but you ruined it!!

Dipper: Us? as if. The universe itself was against it and you knew it! And Elsa & Anna just didn't like you at all.

Mabel: Yeah! You murdered their parents! Not cool!!

Dipper: They see you for what your really are, a selfish lazy trickster with God complex issues.

Jack: So now you are a doctor? You two are nothing but a bunch of freaks. You are no children!

[Walks towards Mabel]

Jack: What's with you and all those ugly sweaters!! Pick one already!! Or here's a better idea ... choose some actual good clothes!! Wear something that makes you look normal! Or I guess you like being a freak.

[Turns to Dipper]

Jack: The hell is wrong with your voice!? And what kid spends his time doing research?! Shoulnd't you be playing games instead of solving some mystery? Your a freak, no wonder Wendy never like you at all! You little pervert.

Dipper: Don't you talk about Wendy you Albino reject!!

Jack: Oh, I won't be talking about Wendy, Dipshit. I'm going to be talking TO Wendy. After you ruined what Elsa and I had I need a replacement. Your ginger friend will do just fine as a rebound. Bill Cipher and I got big plans and I will have my pick of personal slaves.

Gnomes: Do we get rid of them boss?

Jack: Not now. I want Wendy to kill them both once I get her under my spell and if I can get Bill's permission. Triangle hates it when I do something big without him. Right now I got work to do. I got a new Ice Age to start.

Dipper: We will stop you.

Jack: Whatever Pinehead. Here catch this.

[Jack throws a snowball to Dipper and Mabel's face.]

Jack: Let's go boys.

Gnomes: Sure Boss!

Jack: You guys are really great! Way better than old man North's retarded midgets.






Dipper in my opinion is just a more relatable character than Jack Frost. More human. Dipper is made fun of, no one took him seriously at first and he's been through a lot of mess up stuff.

   He when through a emotional wreck with Wendy and got beat up badly by a dangerous Video game character. Plus the fandom has also given him some bad treatment too. Jack Frost on the other hand is treated like Jesus and his role in the movie was just fan service. Even his supposedly sad story is just eye candy.. if they had actually cared about his story we should had seen more scenes of him with his sister, and maybe had his sister have a name for once.

He does not deserve the fans in my opinion nor does he deserve the recent recognition (or Elsa). He's still a very old clique hero character, a weak imitation of Aladdin. Dipper is the one who deserves the respect.

                           So they are big enemies in a number of my series. They often battle for Elsa, which is the same thing that was going on in Gravity Falls with the Wendy & Robbie thing. Only here Dipper is justified because Jack Frost is a evil douche. Plus Dipper is own by Disney so if anybody should be fighting for Elsa against a Dreamworks character it should be another Disney character. Keeping the old Disney Vs. Dreamworks fight alive, and seeing how Dreamworks is doing right now it's no surprise Dipper is winning.


Last thing, Jack Frost IS Gideon Gleeful!! Same hair, clothing color, magical powers, being creepy children (stalking), creepy voice (Chris Pine was so wrong for the voice!!) and both are after a specific girl only (Gideon after Mabel, Jack after Elsa) and last ... while working on this I notice the Gnomes almost look like the ones from ROTG. Only they are idiots. Coincidence? No, Dreamworks when back to it's old ways of stealing stuff from Disney.