Move Over Elsa ,

There is not a single day lately that goes by without seeing a commercial on Tv or the radio about "The Book Of Life". The reason being that I'm a mexican and I get expose to Telemundo and mexican oldies radio . It seems that this movie is quite a big deal in the latino community apparently and it's getting quite the promotion including special interviews in the news. So for those who complaint about "Let It Go" try being me ,.. I'm getting the urge for some Churros already.
                       Anyway with TBOL being everywhere I decided to match it againts another thing that I can't never go a single week without , Jelsa ! And with winter right around the corner no doubt with tons of upcoming Jelsa christmas greeting cards by DA (I'll stab you if you send me any!!) What better way to start by throwing the first roadblock with Dia De Los Muertos to Jelsa by shipping Jack with the new hot woman , La Muerte. Don't worry Elsa is still my beloved Queen and find it quite strange the for the first time in a Anti-jelsa I do Elsa is in the short end of the stick .
                          So why am I pairing Jack my mortal enemy with the beautiful Muerte , a female character that I have waited to see in animation for the longest time ? Well as a friend said they are both Holiday spirits ! La Muerte counts as another Guardian of Childhood since her holiday brings joy to the latino kids , technically she's the closets to a Halloween Santa or Easter Bunny you'll ever get. On the relationship side, La Muerte will enjoy being with Jack on his snow days. She enjoys and LOVES making bets so Jack could have more mischief fun with her ("bet I can cause a 5 o' clock news accident with this freeze!") as long as Jack never cheats. Both are more than a hundred or thousand years old so there's no big age difference and both are immortal so they don't run the danger of outlasting the other or the other becoming mortal and losing his mortal friends. Perfect match ! Yeah La Muerte is marry but her husband is a old man and when has being married ever stop any Goddess from getting what she wants?  Zeus anybody ? A divorce solves that easily . Plus Jack Frost's ice can actually kill people and therefore help La Muerte get more souls for her kingdom ! Circle of Life .
                               So Jack can't resist meeting a actual Holiday spirit just like him and completely dumps Elsa . No responsibility needed with La muerte ! What responsibility do you need with a undead kingdom that's partying 24/7 ?
Last words , I know La Muerte looks a lttle to big & alien next to Jack but that's because Jack has a atrocious character design and size ! You don't notice it with Jelsa since the color scheme fools your eyes but pay close attention and you'll see that his body is too real-life size proportion and his eyes are too deep into his skull that it never really matches well with Elsa's more cartoony body. Not just Elsa but others too , Jack's body always comes out as the odd one in the pairings .
The Book Of Life starts in theaters tomorrow ! unless you are seeing this by early morning that means today .