Time and Punishment

"Mr.Peabody And Sherman" are finally coming to Blu-Ray ! Hopefully they can shove aside Jack Frost further into obscurity and let Eep take the spotlight for once before Dragons 2 follow but we all know it won't happen while that wonder bread frosty flakes guy is around leeching off Frozen's success.

This was my response to a Anti-Jackunzel piece done by a Jelsa fan that does the scene from the movie only it ruins it by having poor, poor Rapunzel be the one in the windshield and Elsa in the place of Sherman and Jack Frost in the place of Penny (which further proves Jack is the bitch in the relationship) Poor Rapunzel get's thrown into oblivion by a brainwash Elsa while the puppet master himself , Jerk Frost, smiles like the A-hole he is (which further proves Jack Frost is no Gentleman letting a poor girl get hurt like that Or if he was Rapunzel's Ex ... proves that he's quite the backstabbing traitor that leaves as soon as he sees a new piece of ass , Elsa better watch out .... Honey Lemon is on the way..) I refuse to link to that piece but you can easily find it by typing Anti-Jelsa into Google. As a big fan of Mr.Peabody And Sherman that thinks they deserve more respect than being mindless host for a shipping war joke and as a big Anti-Jelsa person I felt the need to make a reply to that comic , no I'm not siding with the Jackunzel fans but you guys have my support if only because you are not being a bunch of invading Mongols with your ship.
             
So after Jack Frost realizes there will never be a Jelsa movie, he tries to persuade his fellow Dreamworks companions to have him be part of their movies . The reason being (and the reason for Jelsa existing for that matter) that he still owes Dreamworks money for his movie under performing terribly (it did as bad as Sinbad) and his desperate to be in Anything. He's part of a book series but that when nowhere . So he's on the run to make some quick cash and he's running out of time . He's got fans to support his scheme to get with Elsa but they are useless as they make petitions but donate zero money. He's becoming a fad himself and Dreamworks is out to make him pay Mafia style ! So he goes after Mr.Peabody .
                        
 And yeah I know , Mr.Peabody And Sherman was not a big hit either compare to previous movies but they were number one at least , it dethrone the 300 sequel. And honestly it seems every Dreamworks movie has under perform right after ROTG with the exception of the big hit "The Croods". Even more , Mr.Peabody And Sherman are getting a animated series !! Just like Turbo ! Which further proves that Dreamworks knows who's bringing something back to them . Jack Frost may be America's animated dream boy and have a massive fanatic cult that makes threats to Disney to try to force them to hand over Elsa to Jack Frost like he deserves her for some reason (white boy privileges I guess) But he's not bringing anything BACK to Dreamworks to make them expand ROTG either by a sequel or a animated series . He instead has cause Dreamwork's mailbox to be flooded by endless petitions asking for a crossover done by people who have no idea how to make movies in the first place let alone direct a bubblegum commercial . I think the employees at Dreamworks would like to toss his existence into Oblivion , so they are probably thanking Mr.Peabody right now . He was quite the genius and a good dog too .


Transcript
Mr.Peabody: It was a long trip but we are finally coming to Bluray, kids.
Sherman: Mr.Peabody? I think I see something coming.
Mr.Peabody: Oh no , Not HIM again!
[Jack Frost slams into the window]
Jack Frost: Yo Mr.P and S ! So I hear you guys are finally on DVD !! And a cartoon series too! Hey can I make a cameo? Can I guest star? I'm a historic guy too!
Sherman: AAH!!
Penny: EEEK !
Mr.Peabody:AAAAAHH!!
Penny: USE THE WINDSHIELD MR.PEABODY !!
[Jack grabs on to the windshield wiper]
Jack Frost: Hey guys I can bring you more Money! And I promise that I won't bring up Jelsa again! Well except my fangirls ... can't help that I'm hot ! LOL ! I see your girl there Pen it's making eyes at me ! C'mon Mr.P help a guy out! I can be the ghost of Xmas past, Present & Future ! See time travel dude! make it Mr.Peabody & Sherman's Holiday Special ! I can get Elsa to make it BIG !! FROZEN BIG !!
Penny: He's scaring me more than usual Mr.Peabody !
Mr.Peabody: I know! Got to get this box office wreck away from us !
[Jack holds on to the wiper as it tries to shake him off]
Jack Frost: PLEASE PEABODY! I can't go back to Dreamworks! I owe them 83 Million!! and I got kick out of Disney by freaking Azula!! I have nowhere else to go! It's a matter of life or death!! THEY ARE COMING FOR ME!!!
Penny: Sherman do something !
Sherman: NOBODY makes eyes at MY GIRL! JACK ! [presses the eject button] FROST OFF !!
[Wiper snaps and Jack Frost flies into oblivion]
Jack Frost: THEY ARE GOING TO CUT OFF MY THUMBS !!!!
[Peabody looks annoy at Sherman, while Penny giggles]
Mr.Peabody: Frost off ? Really ?
Sherman: Penny likes it...

Should had gone for a "GET OFF MY PLANE!" line from the Harrison Ford movie , "AIR FORCE ONE". Next time ...