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RECORDING OF STEPHEN COLBERT ON THE LATE SHOW ACKNOWLEDING JELSA, AS NO ONE FROM THE JELSA COMMUNITY DECIDED TO STEP UP TO BE INTERVIEWED AND GET ASK THE HARD QUESTIONS, STEPHEN DECIDED TO INTERVIEW THE UNOFFICIAL PRESIDENT OF THE JELSA SHIP AND NUMBER ONE FAN MR.CARTOON DONALD TRUMP www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiLEGm…
THIS IS A RECORDING OF THAT INTERVIEW.
RECORDING STARTS-
Stephen Colbert: If there's one thing that everyone can stand behind President Donald Trump it's his full support of the internet ship of Jack Frost and Elsa, called Jelsa. No it's not a drug nor isn't a religious cult.. we hope. During the campaign he promise that he will do everything to make the Jelsa movie petition from Change.Org possible and so he's here to answer our questions about it. Most importantly, WHY? Here's cartoon Trump!
Trump: Thank you Stephen is a such a great honor being here. And in behalf of all the Jelsa fans watching this.. WWOO HHOOO!!! WE MADE IT GUYS AND GALS!!! 
Stephen: Okay settle down.
Trump: JELSA 4 EVER!!! #BelieveinJackFrost!!!
Stephen: Trump concentrade alright.
Trump: Just thanking everyone that supported me, they are very nice people. They weren't crazy with me being president but they had my back as soon as I told them I love Jelsa. Jelsa makes EVERYTHING better. Even ME 
Stephen: Well as a saying goes, "teach a man to fish and you will feed him for a lifetime .. even if you knock him into the water and steal his fishing rod. But let's get to what everyone wants to know. So why do you ship Jelsa cartoon Trump?
Trump: Isn't even obvious Stephen? EVERYONE loves Jelsa. So what better way to get a large nonvoting majority as well as nonsupporters to your side then by loving the ship they ship on the internet? Once I declare myself a fan of Jelsa it was cash on the bag. Now I got 4 more years on my presidency and is all thanks to Jelsa. I LOVE YOU JELSARDS!!
Stephen: Jelsards?
Trump: Is what we call ourselves Stephen.
Stephen: It sounds like an insult.
Trump: We are working on it. We are thinking of calling ourselves the Jelsa Witnesses. Get It?
Stephen: Right. So you guys are going to become a church?
Trump: No. Yes, maybe so, we'll see if I can convince Disney to work with Dreamworks once we convince Universal to let Jack come out and slam a jam trackforce.deviantart.com/art/…
Stephen: Okay but since you are now the President of the Jelsa fanbase I wanna ask the big questions. Why of all ships is this the one you guys want to make canon and why do you ship both when numerous people, Trackforce included, have said that this would destroy both Frozen and Rise Of The Guardians. Why have you guys made this a mission?
Trump: Well Stephen numerous people had said that "Making America Great Again" sounds terrifying to some people because not everyone had it good back in the day. They mention racial prejudice and the cold war. Well Jelsa is the best way to remind people why in the old days it was so much better, just look at both Jack and Elsa.
Stephen: Yes I see them
Trump: LOOK AT THEM!!! 
Stephen: Okay, okay I'm staring right their scary faces.
Trump: Tell me that isn't that cutest White couple you have ever seen.
Stephen: I beg to differ.
Trump: Well more than thousands have said that this is the best couple ever and it has made people, even minorities less afraid of white people. And according to the polls on Tumblr and in Cosplay conventions fans had said that they wouldn't mind a Totalitarian regime if Jack and Elsa were the leaders of it.
Stephen: Well that is scary and terrifying that the new generation would gladly submit to a dictator if he looks like somebody front the cover of tiger beat magazine.
Trump: That's a great magazine Stephen.
Stephen: Okay but .. WHY? Why do so many young people support this ship and even more with you backing it up?
Trump: Well it all has to do with the state our children are in Stephen. You see I inherited a mess, a BIG MESS. A mess this big.
[Trump extends his arms]
Stephen: Okay I see..
Trump: It was the biggest mess you have ever seen.
Stephen: So what does this mess have to do with people liking jelsa.
Trump: Well is obvious Stephen, All these kids support and ship jelsa because it's like the parents they never had. You see all these kids and teenagers look at Jack and Elsa like their true parents. Because their real parents don't love them as much.
Stephen: So .. People ship Jelsa because ... Jack and Elsa are like their imaginary parents??
Trump: EXACTLY! Their parents don't love them.. just like dad never loved me..
[Trump starts to cry. then he looks at the audience]
Trump: Are people feeling sorry for us?
Stephen: No, we are all indiffirent.
Trump: Well screw you all! It's a really sad thing, even more sad than Trumpcare not passing thanks to those jerks in Congress.
[Audience cheers]
Trump: I HATE YOU ALL.
Stephen: Mr.Trump focus! Back to Jelsa.. So this all makes sense. A lot of fans apparently have parents getting a divorce or no parents at all and therefore Jelsa is their fantasy to imagine that they have parents.
Trump: EXACTLY Stephen, After all Elsa makes a great mom and Jack a great dad. I like to call him daddy.
Stephen: Okay so Jelsa fans have issues. What About the artists?
Trump: Oh our source of power? Well Jelsa artists are all for the money! Jelsa might be white and blue but is all GREEN baby! You know just how much DA and tumblr pays you for making a Jelsa fan art? This much! You know if we allow Jelsa merchandise to be sold it would fix our economy! The american people have spoken and they speak with their cash. How do you think Working With Lemons got funded now? Charge for the song download and people demanded more. You see everyone loves us and we can charge whatever we want Stephen.
Stephen: But still.. why are you guys so aggressive towards everyone or anyone that doesn't like this ship? It seems you guys are taking this as being canon which for now it isn't.
Trump: Well Stephen here's the thing, only BAD HOMBRES hate Jelsa. Any site that hates Jelsa is a fake site with fake comments and fake views. EVERYONE loves Jelsa cause is the best thing in this world since I became president 
Stephen: Okay but there is still people who really don't like jelsa.
Trump: WRONG!! WRONG!! LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!! Again only Bad Hombres hate Jelsa. Everyone loves Jelsa and me. Deviantart loves Jelsa and me, TV Tropes got our back. TV TROPES are BIG fans of Jack Frost and ROTG so much that Jack is not under their Alternative Character Interpretation Trope (No seriously, look it up tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php… ) , Working With Lemons from youtube fully supports Jelsa as you have seen, Robbie Bagley and his entire Mormon church supports me, Kazeki the first artist who did Jelsa fanart also contacts me, some pirate sellers on ebay .. let' see .. StormFront also supports me. And my best friend Putin!
Stephen: Okay that's a long list.
Trump: The biggest list you have ever seen Stephen!
Stephen: What about William Joyce?
Trump: WHO?
Stephen: William Joyce.
Trump: William Toyze? Never heard of him.
Stephen: You have heard of him. William Joyce is the creator of Jack Frost. Rise Of The Guardians was based on his books.
[Trump looks dumbfounded]
Stephen: C'mon, William Joyce is the creator of Jack Frost! You can't tell me that the jelsa community doesn't know who he is!
Trump: Hold on I'm getting a call
[Trump holds up a phone]
Trump: Xykon-7549 you gotta fill me up on this William Toy dude! What do you mean you don't know?! Your the Jelsa expert!!
Stephen: Donald..
Trump: Hold on I'm getting another call... Matrooko11 Buddy, Tell me who is William Joyce? DAMMIT!!
Stephen: Donald if we can move on..
Trump: Hey Robbie Bagley!! Tell me who is William Joyce?? YOU DON"T KNOW? YOU MADE THAT FIND A WAY VIDEO!! DDDAAAAMMIITT!!!!! Stupid Mormon!!
[Trump throws the phone]
Stephen: Okay so obviously you don't know who William Joyce is and neither do any of the Jelsa fans. Anyway you see Joyce is the creator of Jack Frost and he says that he doesn't approve of Jelsa. He thinks it greatly destroys his vision of Jack Frost. What do you have to say to that?
Trump: We are going to deport you William Joyce.
Stephen: Wait what??!!
Trump: Anyone that opposes Jelsa will not be tolerated in this country Stephen. You see Jelsa has already played a major role in our nation Stephen. How do you think I was able to make my Travel Ban.
Stephen: Jelsa and the Travel Ban.. How does that work??
Trump: Easy Stephen, you see we compare to see how white people are next to an image of Jelsa. If the person is able to blend in into the fanart then he's okay! However if he stands out way too much or even a little, like a Black guy or Mexican, then Uh-Ho! Is Guantanamo for you! So our first test was with Muslims and of course, Jack has no beard so with that we created the Msulim travel ban. Mission Accomplished!!
Stephen: So your racial profiling people by comparing them to a FICTIONAL character who has UNREALISTIC body proportions and features?
Trump: Damn straight Stephen!
Stephen: Your a complete idiot. I'm sorry what I mean to say is .. You Jelsa fans are idiots. So your judging people by seeing if their image compares to your ideal version of a Fictional hero? A hero who is based on a rather biased belief and has fans for rather shallow reasons. Your judging entire races by comparing them to Jack Frost, a fictional unrealistic character from Dreamworks, a company founded on HATRED?
Trump: That's right!
Stephen: You people disgust me.
Trump: They disgust like no other. The very best!
Stephen: And I'm sure that's your answer on why Disney won't allow a Jelsa movie to be made.
Trump: Oh hold on Stephen, I'm going to make that promise my numero uno priority. You'll see that Jelsa movie before you see that border wall. In fact, We'll celebrate the premiere of the wall with the Jelsa movie premiere by showing it right there on the wall. You'll going to see that big beautiful wall and on it you'll see the Jelsa movie. Nothing celebrates border security then by watching Jack getting it on with Elsa. It's gonna be the best day in America! Bigger than the 4th of July!
Stephen: So what progress have you guys made so far in making Jelsa a reality? That is not fan arts, fanfics, cosplays or AMV on youtube.
Trump: Well wwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Stephen: - You got nothing do you?
Trump: Well Working With Lemons is making another Jelsa video, it's going to be called "We Haven't Found A Way" which will continue where "Find A Way" left off at the end. Is going to be great Stephen. This time we are going to get the entire Mormon organization thanks to Robbie Bagley's connetions and we are going to make this the biggest music video of all time! The entire world will see Jelsa for the first time! Just as soon as we convince the Republican party to pay for all the expenses of it 
Stephen: I'll see how that works out. One last question and probably the biggest everyone as asked for.. Like Disney's rich history and the way it has become part of our lifes and shape American culture as well as the way we see fairy tales and how that's been reflected in the way we remember those stories.. Is no doubt that 100 years from now people will still remember Frozen and maybe they might remember Rise Of The Guardians depending on the way history goes.. It Jelsa ends up being part of our culture .. Don't you think that it will be bad for ROTG if people keep shipping Jack frost with Elsa years from now? That that's all people will know Jack Frost for? Not his character, books, movie or even William Joyce but that people will remember him for Frozen?
Trump: 
Your Point?
Stephen: Well to quote Trackforce who said this in wattpad against Jelsa fans in 2014 and in a way you can understand it directly, Your making Jack Frost into's Elsa's bitch. Jack Frost only got famous and got fans AFTER FROZEN BECAME FAMOUS. NO ONE was talking about Jack Frost or even doing cosplays of him until Elsa hit the scene. Samikichan, Kazeki, Aeolus06 and all those other artist were not doing fan art of Jack Frost until Frozen came out. No one was searching for ROTG until all the jelsa fan arts started to appear on DA and Tumblr and cosplays started to appear at conventions. Sorry to offend you Mr.Trump but Jack became famous thanks to Elsa and ever since this whole Jelsa ship started Jack has been made popular only because of Elsa. Jack has never been able to stand on his own. He really has nothing going on for him other than being ship with Elsa. You got new jelsa fans who haven't even seen ROTG, read the books or don't even know who William Joyce is. What kind of message is that?
Mr.Trump: ... Well I don't think that's bad...
Stephen: Well maybe you don't cause you think everyone knows what you know.. what about the younger generation? What about all these kids in Pre-K and babies who are gonna grow up someday and think that Jack Frost is Elsa's boyfriend and yet will only known him for that? Elsa can afford that because she has two movies about her and some tv specials and a upcoming show, comics, toys and books. People will know her without having to see her movie.. But Jack Frost besides his movie has NOTHING but this ship. How long is that going to last Trump? You are fully aware that Jack Frost is not going to be the only new character with ice powers forever do you? Who knows what people will like tomorrow? Maybe in the next decade there's some new boy with ice powers that girls will find hotter than Jack Frost, maybe in the next DC movie there's a new version of Killer Frost that will have people shipping her with Elsa and demand for Elsa to be a lesbian. What will happen then Trump? When Jelsa is no longer the king of Frozen ships?
Mr.Trump: .. You scaring Me Stephen. I hope that never happens because after this Presidency I got nothing.
Stephen: And neither do a lot of artists and cosplayers.
Mr.Trump: Well whatever happens .. if I go down at least I will be taking down a lot of people down with me. My popularity is riding on Jack Frost and stocks I got in Dreamworks, If I'm not known as the best president ever after my term I will make the Jelsa fans and Dreamworks pay, Especially William Joyce. No one crosses the Donald Stephen, NO ONE!
Stephen: Well we wish you good luck on that and well check later. We are going to cut to a commercial and when we return I'm going to interview the Gorillaz and their new album Humanz.
Trump: That's a great band there Stephen.
Stephen: That's some real music Donald.
Trump: Are they as good as Working With Lemons?
Stephen: Don't you dare compare the Gorillaz to that second grade garage band! This is some real music that doesn't rely on Jelsa to be popular goddammit.
Trump: Well see Stephen.
Stephen: Mr. Cartoon Donald Trump everybody! Will be back!!
[Audience claps, cheers and the band plays as we cut to commercials but not before showing footage of the Gorillaz new song, Ascension being played Live on the show]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBA0PU…
The sky’s falling, baby
Drop that ass ‘fore it crash (higher)
The sky’s falling, baby
Drop that ass ‘fore it crash (higher)
The sky’s falling, baby
Drop that ass ‘fore it crash (higher)
The sky’s falling, baby
Drop that ass ‘fore it crash (higher)
The roof is on fire
She wet like Barbra Streisand
Police everywhere
It’s like a nigga 
killed a white man 
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